Happy Holidays!

Happy Holidays everyone! Watch out for zombie Santa.

There are going to be some changes here in the new year. I won't go into too much detail, but I will say it has something to do with a hostile takeover by the Dark Lord Sauron and the finding of the one ring. If only there was a way to destroy this ring without having to walk all the way to Mordor....


An old one, but still a classic. Happy Holidays.

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  1. TreyDecember 24, 2010

    If zombie Santa bites you, do you become infected with Zombie Christmas cheer?

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  2. The Happy WhiskDecember 24, 2010

    Zombie Christmas cheer .. Hahahaha. That's great.

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  3. JohnDecember 24, 2010

    If zombie Santa bites you you become one of his undead elf minions... you also get Christmas cheer and a lust for brain eating and toy making.

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  4. JohnJanuary 19, 2011

    If zombie Santa bites you you become one of his undead elf minions... you also get Christmas cheer and a lust for brain eating and toy making.

    ReplyDelete
  5. TreyJanuary 19, 2011

    If zombie Santa bites you, do you become infected with Zombie Christmas cheer?

    ReplyDelete

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